Archive for the ‘stoned’ Category

Sheeez. That’s what I have to say. If I was a ‘pimp’in’ dude like that skinny ass rapper Snoop Dogg then I’d probably say something clever like “foshnizzle stix” but alas I’m not that cool, nor do I ever dream or pretend to be. So this morning I was puking my guts out because I […]


Yes that’s right. Just when you thought it was safe to be a usual run of the mill bi-a-tch you just can’t. Why not? Because there are other bi-a-tches out there bigger and badder than you. Inspite of the writer’s strike that threatens to destroy all season openers for 2008, there’s one giant on the […]


I can’t fucking believe it. It’s really Christmas. I received my copy of “pre-purchased” hosing this past week. I never thought it was true, and I honestly thought that I had thrown my money away, but earlier this year when Corey’s new movie Universal Groove was released I foolishly purchased it knowing full well that […]


Love Monkey #9

13Sep07

The mystic Love Monkey #9¬†episode of The Two Coreys was absolute trash. Nothing more than Suzie and Feldman sitting on that terribly shit art deco post-modern “couch” (must have been uncomfortable for mrs. feldman’s bony ass) and reminiscing on how much they just loved being with Haim. The really funny thing is that they were […]


The 8th of the 8 x 30minute episdoes that A&E paid for are now over. But wait there’s a magic episode number 9 which according to A&E will be a Suzie and Feldog rehasing how much they lamented inviting the Haimster over for dinner that one time when he never left–it’ll air on Sept 9, […]


Yo! I just watched the Haimster on The Two Corey’s tongith, and he’s lookin’ mighty buff. I’d say let me see you take off your shirt boi! And show me your stuff. None of that skinny ass shit you were dragging along like a dead animal’s carcass in the 80’s. No no no. I’m talking […]


Ok, so it isn’t my apartment, but it’s absolutely retarded how this guy spoke in this interview. You’d think that when giving an interview like this to E! Entertainment of all people you’d put a little effort into it. Man that’s crazy… And he sayd that things weren’t going his way that day? Nah…I think […]


What the fuck is Larry King doing wasting his time interviewing Corey Haim and Corey Feldman? This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Corey H. dancing with the King on CNN? How exactly is that news? Can someone please explain that to me? I suspect that even though it was meant to be a plug for […]


On the eve that A&E Networks begins broadcasting The Two Coreys I couldn’t help myself but put together this blog site to trail Corey Haim and see if he’s going to pull off the comeback kid thing, or if it’s going to be the beginning of the end of the world… I’m watching the show […]