Archive for the ‘buddy love’ Category

Sheeez. That’s what I have to say. If I was a ‘pimp’in’ dude like that skinny ass rapper Snoop Dogg then I’d probably say something clever like “foshnizzle stix” but alas I’m not that cool, nor do I ever dream or pretend to be. So this morning I was puking my guts out because I […]


Love Monkey #9

13Sep07

The mystic Love Monkey #9¬†episode of The Two Coreys was absolute trash. Nothing more than Suzie and Feldman sitting on that terribly shit art deco post-modern “couch” (must have been uncomfortable for mrs. feldman’s bony ass) and reminiscing on how much they just loved being with Haim. The really funny thing is that they were […]


The 8th of the 8 x 30minute episdoes that A&E paid for are now over. But wait there’s a magic episode number 9 which according to A&E will be a Suzie and Feldog rehasing how much they lamented inviting the Haimster over for dinner that one time when he never left–it’ll air on Sept 9, […]


What is it about him that makes us watch? Is it because he looks like a car wreck victim saved by the jaws of life? Is it because on the show The Two Coreys he still looks like he’s tweaking on something? or is it because we just love to hate to love him? ¬†I’ve […]


Yo! I just watched the Haimster on The Two Corey’s tongith, and he’s lookin’ mighty buff. I’d say let me see you take off your shirt boi! And show me your stuff. None of that skinny ass shit you were dragging along like a dead animal’s carcass in the 80’s. No no no. I’m talking […]